Have more of my dumb face: This is my niece and me a few days ago, being silly and taking selfies. :D

That's an absolutely awesome shirt! (can't go wrong with unicorns) But what does the lower half of the text say?

Oh yeah, sorry about that. My camera battery died on me so I only have that photo and another one on which I look like a dumbnut so I couldn’t use that one.

The text says:

Always be yourself. Unless you can be a unicorn, then always be a unicorn.

:D

NOMNOMNOM US CANDY! 8D

And… OMG. DAT SHIRT. MEG. YOU CRAY CRAY!? Y U SPEND SO MUCH MONEY ON ME I CAN’T EVEN.

At the same time… look at me. I’M SO SEXY. I even have a tan this Summer. WHERE THE FUCK DID THAT COME FROM.

In all seriousness, tho: Meg is the BEST. That’s why she is MY Meg. I’m gonna keep her forever, you know. I really need to get my sorry ass up and send some awesome stuff in return. OH JEEZ. ♥♥♥

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bigcuntfuck:

Ghoultown - Drink With The Living Dead

pejntboks:

Hello tumblr, I’ve officially graduated and have a long, busy summer ahead of me! 

I’m opening commissions in hopes of earning some extra money to make ends meet before I go out in the real world and get a proper job (hurray).

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> Information on how to order is HERE

> You can also browse my ART TAG for more examples and/or different styles

And if you have any questions I’ll be glad to answer them here or better yet at tjasa.pfajfar(at)gmail(dot)com    (tumblr is known for swallowing asks)

I’d also really appreciate a shout-out or boost to help me keep this post going. 

THANK YOU! 

alicecarrier:

anemones and roses!  thanks emily!!!

alicecarrier:

anemones and roses!  thanks emily!!!

have-perspective:

tinalikesbutts:

high-in-the-tardis:

balconyscene:

women

Majestic Motherfucking Creatures we are.

Never trust us.

This post speaks to me on a spiritual level

dobies-secret-joffrey-rp-blog:

someone put a sticker on this snake, it is very droll, i enjoy this, a++ i find snakes very cute and this snake is dressed as a fruit thats very cute i enjoy what is happening in this image

dobies-secret-joffrey-rp-blog:

someone put a sticker on this snake, it is very droll, i enjoy this, a++ i find snakes very cute and this snake is dressed as a fruit thats very cute i enjoy what is happening in this image